Marvel: Agents of Shield

Will be watching new episode tonight. I'm excited. It had better be good.

Daisy: "You are what I believe in" OMG I AM LOSING IT

OMG THEIR VOWS I AM CRYING

"It was my grandma's, I think"

OMGLKNAL:KDNL:KNSD

CONFIRMED THEORY CONFIRMED THEORY CONFIRMED THEORY HOLY FUCK SHIT BALLS

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE

Okay, *deep breath*

Holy shit I liked that one.

First off, fuck you Ness they are going to bring Coulson back to life.

Second off, fuck you Ness, Fitz married Jemma hahahahahahahaha.

That was a LOT going on.

Trying to even sort it out chronologically in my head.
Deke and Daisy gonna bang, she's going to be FitzSimmon's grand-daughter-in-law. Him spraying the orange scented stuff in his mouth made me actually laugh out loud. He's fun and I hope he sticks around. His reaction to thinking he was being asked to sacrifice himself was great.

Fitz calling it a "fear dimension" also cracked me up, reminiscent of the "night-night gun." I love his names for things.
He still did awesome brilliant science stuff <3

Coulson isn't going to die and fuck all of you, he'll be JUST FINE. As soon as she said the necrotic tissue had been dead for several years, I'm like oh fuck, dammit Loki.

Daisy talking to him broke me. That's when I *started* crying. "There is no Shield without you" THAT'S ACCURATE DAISY. Their relationship is my everything. He's the Neill to my Daisy. I relate too hard to this.

I was a bit meh on the Mac and Yoyo stuff. Mac is gorgeous eye candy and he has a great shotgun ax, but I've never been completely on board with him. Enough him and Yoyo storyline. Get Fitz to whip her up some sweet prosthetics and get on with it already.

Coulson's fear, that he really died and this has all been in his head, OMG GUYS. That was devastating. But then at the end of it, Coulson just Coulson'ed SO HARD "I'm not buying it" <3 This is why he's the best and why he will always be the best. You can't psyche out Coulson, because he's Motherfuckin' COULSON.

And then Deathlok shows up FOR REAL, I SCREAMED. I have always loved him, it was such a treat to see him again. Sad that they've made it clear that this was a one-time appearance, but I still loved seeing him and Coulson take shit out together.

And THEN, after four and a half fuckin seasons of shipping it harder than I've ever shipped anything, Fitz marries Simmons. WINNING. I cried more.

And then THEORY CONFIRMED Deke is their grandson. CALLED IT.

Okay, rift is closed without even needing Amy Pond, so that isn't what ended the world, team still has some shit to do, including saving Coulson. Let's do this.

Fuck Simmons. She can birth Fitzs child and then she can go die. Deke is awesome because of Fitz genes. All of his treacherous moments were because of the Simmons genes.

I do ship Deke and Daisy though. That shit needs to happen.

Coulson is so gonna die.

WTF - do peeps have against Simmons?! Seriously?!

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And THEN, after four and a half fuckin seasons of shipping it harder than I've ever shipped anything, Fitz marries Simmons.  WINNING.  I cried more.

I FitzSimmons. They got mad (both platonic & romantic) chemistry. They're completely & utterly adorkable!

Ness is just jealous.

The bitch doesn't deserve him. She abandoned him at gis weakest moment. She can die in a fire.

Well he DID shoot her in the kneecap.

Figured it was about what happened in early S2. No offense, but that kinda bugs me. Cause it was way too complicated than that. He figure out his feelings well before she had. Then he tells her literally right before he blows the window. Giving her absolutely no time to respond, much less process it all. Then he's all messed up because of it. Then the frustration of his condition makes it extremely difficult for both of them. Then she has to go under cover at Hydra. Which is followed by the inhumans stuff, etc.... If people want to be mad at someone, they should be mad at Ward & Hydra for putting them into an impossible situation.

Don't care. Simmons sucks.

Fitz 4-eva.

Speaking of Fitz. I absolutely hated the latest development with his character! dbl ugh!

OMG seriously? I was squealing.

I'm so happy that they aren't just going to brush aside everything that happened with him in the Framework. There HAS to be fall-out, and I'm glad we're finally getting that.

I'd like to brush aside these last few seasons....

LOL the show is only a few seasons long!

And I think S3 and S4 are my favorites, with this one being very promising...

Filler episode.

But, it's nice to see Coulson being Coulson, talking his way out of shit.

I knew that Simmons was faking to get Fitz out of the cell. I did NOT think she'd actually filled one of the cups with acid, though. That was a shocker.

More building building building.

May saying I Love You to Coulson, though, omg my heart <3 <3 <3

I'm watching with Jason and every time Fitz does or says something shady, I shout "Okay LEOPOLD."

Yoyo can't use her powers now, that sucks. But shouldn't she just be able to take off her arms like Coulson does when he arm-switches?

Deke's "I want to put my mouth on her mouth and move around a lot" was pretty hilarious.

That.

Was.

NOT.

Okay.







Kelly. Message me after you've seen it. I cant even message you to tell you to watch without accidentally spoiling you...

Is it wrong that, between the crushing grief and the sobbing, I felt a small measure of satisfaction that you got to feel pain after all of the pain you've led me to?

Was seriously thinking about skipping season 6 after watching the finale, but read that Fitz could return, due to a timeline loophole. Apparently there's still a frozen Fitz in Enoch's ship floating around out there, somewhere....As for Coulson, the writers are gonna have to get creative.

The writers are known for getting creative.

No Season 6 until next summer